Saturday, August 30, 2008
chill down my testicles.

NYAA record breaking skipping was pure slack. Prepare to see my face in next year's Guinness World Record book!

Marcus & Jeremy were extremely late for breakfast D: but we had fun chasing up with band;D


How "EARLY".

Went back to school then. We missed the bloody performance. Heard that the Beat It cover by some students was horrid. &&& I got back my result slip and I only failed one subject;D

English 69.8
My Highest English result ever! But I missed my bloody A by 0.2 marks!!!

Higher Chinese 58.2
This is horrible!!! Kill ME!

Additional Mathematics 50.6
I passed?! I PASSED!

Mathematics 69.6
AGAIN! I missed my A by 0.4 marks!!!

Chemistry 62.0
LIM CHIN HUAT! You are responsible for this.

Physics 42.0
Expected. Physics is like my weakest subject ever.

Combined Humanities (Social Studies + Elective Geography) 81.7
WHOA OH! Highest result of all. I'm so impressed by myself;P

Pure History 65.0
yay! I got a B3! A B3!

Then went to watch Mr Lim play badminton. He was playing with his dog Syaid. Gosh! It's so fun taking pictures of him.






MUAHAHAHAHA! His BALD HEAD!


Cool wors...XD

Alpha meeting at night. Everything was as usual except for playing ice cubes with Glen. He bloody pulled open my pants and boxers and dump in ice cubes which explains the chill down my testicles...

Glen Tan! You watch out. I shall get one whole bag of ice cubes from 7 Eleven and place them into your boxers until your testicles bloody freeze!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008
My very poor friend...

I have a friend who met with this incident recently at the Airport...

Airport security: What's your name?

My friend: Batman.

Airport security: Seriously... I need your real name. I can prosecute you for that.

My friend: B-A-T-M-A-N, Batman.

Airport security: Don't try to play a fool in front of me. What's your surname?

My friend: Superman.


*My friend got handcuffed and brought into the security office.*

*The Airport security took his I.C to verify his identity.*

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Monday, August 25, 2008
Pathetic Post-It note

You're just like a Post-It note. You started off sticky and you go stick on everyone. Later then you found out you ain't as sticky as before. & you go back sticking on places that you have sticked before as they still contain part of your sticky-ness.

However, it seems that most of these sticky areas are gone and all is left is only some innocent souls who are being used by you as a substitute.

I've seen it. How desperate you can get. Bastard Post-It note. Go on and stick to them, hopefully one day they will realise that they are just being used by you...

Sunday, August 24, 2008
jolly shandy

Alpha weekend was fun. All the slapping, hugging and "TELL ME THE TRUTH" from Lianne was freaking funny. She went towards me and said

Lianne: You're cute. Have any girls said you're cute?


I was like, err...no?

I was like the centre of attention because of my Spongebob Squarepants tee. &&& going out when you're having a cold is so not nice. Especially when you have ran out of tissue and you have to stay in an aircon room.

Woke up at 7.45am and walked to Glen's house. It was like drizzling, but still, there's no other way there other than walking.

&&& Yamakawa Super opened in Tiong Bahru Plaza. I spent like 14 bucks buying biscuits, chocolate & sweet in just one morning there. Oh ya, Mango chocolate by Lotte from Yamakawa Super is very very nice. Glen Tan ate alot;P I had Mos Burger's cheeseburger for breakfast;D

Playing soccer is fun but very pain when you're the goalkeeper. When the ball comes and you hit it accidentally with your leg muscles, it's VERY VERY pain.

Shane kept coping my Grape drops. Now I have lesser to eatD: But we must learn to share right?;D

OHOHOH! Sean from Alpha is very cute. Yong Wei asked what does he do with his friends during recess and he said they discuss about banglas!XD

Went to Great World City after Alpha weekend. The last time I went there was like !@#!#@$% years ago. We were trapped in That CD Shop for very long looking at TV series and talking about how much we loved them;D &&& The Academy Is's new album, "Fast Times At Barrington High" ain't released in Singapore yetD: Glen left with his sister and brother-in-law after that.

Trapped at a toy shop later then. Just looking at lots of greeting cards and thinking about what to get for Mr Lim during Teacher's Day. Sha played some guessing game and the machine did guessed correctly what he was thinking:O

Benedict wanna get a Nigga knee guard and we went to Velocity at Novena. It was like 9pm already when we reached there. We ran shop to shop just to look for that bloody Nigga knee guard.

Then we went to 7 Eleven! & Yay! We got our peach and lychee Jolly Shandy. We had to use Benedict's IC to get through the stupid bangla cashier. Lucky there was an auntie who was nice enough to sell it to us.

&&& we played with the refrigerator there.






Taking 518 late at night is so not good. It jamjamjam until very late. Which explains why I reached home at 11.30pm when I went out at 8+am. &&& I was a loner on the bus. The other two were like talking on the phone with their (you-know-who). & I had to sleep alone.


The seat was like pushed all the way out and people can't seat.


On the phone with Schuyler.


OH BENEDICT! I CAUGHT YOU DRINKING;P

Friday, August 22, 2008
FUCK YOU BAPOK

This post is probably going to be filled with lotsa vulgarities, so may not be suitable for all.

I seriously can't take it anymore and my blog is the only place to ramble about this kind of stuff. So, let's start the scolding. ( & since Miley Cyrus is so damn popular and hot now, I shall relate my post with her.)


7 Things by Miley Cyrus
Turn on this song and read this post for maximum pleasure;D (minus the 7 things I like about you part.)

P.S. Listen to the song properly, you bapok.

BTW, I have yet forgiven you Bapok. Please listen to the song properly.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 1

You are bloody self-centered. You never think about others and all is in your head is ME! ME! ME! For example, normally when we go out with anyone else or alone. You would make the meeting area wherever is nearer to you. You never say, "How bout we meet in the MRT?" or whatever shit? When I argue about you being self-centered, you would give tonnes of reasons saying "Don't say me. You're self-centered too okay." and you would say you're pissed when I mention that topic. But think about it fuck tart, you never blame yourself.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 2

You're a fucking vain. You think everyone should like you and be your fucking friend huh. Every time ask me if any particular people hates you or whatever. People don't just hate you. For example, Keith says he hates you and you kept asking us why does he hates you. And when we said we don't know or whatever crap, you would say " I don't like him anyway." Trying to act like nothing happen huh? I know deep down in your heart you're bloody sad that he hates you. VAIN CRAP.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 3

You're a freaking attention seeker. You try to act stupid to make people laugh but however you failed. You told Benedict that you thought Patty LaBelle was a burger. That was like bloody lame and I bet you made that up. You knew she was a singer and you acted like she's some Mcdonald's burger. Go eat your fat and juicy Patty LaBelle man. I just thought of something, why don't you go around and tell people that you thought Kanye West was a direction?

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 4


You're a snob. What crap are you telling us. When we asked why didn't order student meal, all you would reply will be, "Huh. Got this kind of thing one ah? I don't know leh." What lame shit reason you giving us. What you thought student meal never existed. Don't act stupid man. Everytime we go to a fastfood restaurant, all you order would be things that are way more expensive than anyone else eat. What? Trying to tell everyone you very rich ah. Everytime when I tell you about something cheap, you would give me that disgusting disgusted face. I know you rich la huh, look down on us poor people.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 5


Bloody materialistic boy. Go memorise all those brands name. What? Want go see all those rich Tai-Tais at high tea session talk about branded stuff ah. Even I who is so desperate for something posh don't know as much as you. Somemore everytime you see someone with the same thing as you, you would be like, "OMG. I need something new." What if everything you have and everyone has it. What you do? Go buy new things to replace all of them is it? You see people wear same underwear as you, you also go buy new underwear right. Fucking materialistic snob.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 6

Your actions, your laughter. They are so damn disgusting. You're a fucking GAY. Want me to spell it out for you?

G A Y ! ! !

Stop calling people gay when you're one.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 7


Stupid Ang Moh Kia. Say mandarin like some China B**** like that. I think even they speak nicer than you. And because you're a stupid Ang Moh Kia, I will purposely type this whole part in CHINESE.

你这死洋毛仔!以为会讲英文就厉害啊?我看你看这个部分一面看一面查字典。这种程度的华文连我家的蚂蚁都会看。每次跟你介绍中文音乐你就给我那死嘴脸看,说什么中文音乐听来听去都一样。你以为你唱歌很好听是吗?我看你是怕看不懂歌词或听不懂歌词才会讲出那种话。我不否认西洋音乐不错听,但是也不需要这样侮辱中文音乐。中文音乐跟西洋音乐都有棒棒糖。一个是当红男子团体,棒棒堂。一个是叫虾咪 lil' Wayne 的死小子。唱着 Lollipop 要女人想帮帮堂去舔他,连五音不全的棒棒堂都唱得比他好听。而且他唱那首歌好像结巴似的,需要看医生吗?洋毛仔去死吧!

Happy looking into the dictionary;D

Feel so much better now... think everything has ended? Not so fast,

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 8 (7 is just too little)

You are a freaking backstabber and two faced! I just heard from Shashank today that you know I hate you and am dao-ing you and you told him,

You: "Dao me la! It's his choice!"


Wah. Trying to act strong huh? Who's the one who came to me to ask me why Sharon has been dao-ing you. Now you know bitch. It's all your fucking personalities that are making everyone hate you. I still remember once that you went to Charmaine and said,

You: He say I snob leh.
I: You confessed it yourself.


And you went speechless. You very good huh. Two faced shit. Act like you very poor thing in front of some people then make me like some criminal like that. I realised that you've been targeting those innocent people who can't dao you. Despo-kia.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 9 (As I said, 7 is just too little)

You're bloody kaypoh. You assume that you should know everything. I used to tell you almost everything. Now, I've seen your true colours. You're like some paparazzi who is getting news for some magazines. You ask almost everything I say. Just this few days ago, my MSN nickname was "surrounded by paedophiles". You asked me what it meant. I told you it's an inside thing and normal people know that they should stop asking. But you? Ask me to tell you what it is and phrase it so nicely somemore. I'm sick of it. Go run your paparazzi magazine and go stalking with Wei Shen la.

I'm sick of whatever you're doing and I officially

HATE YOU!

P.S. You dance like some duck like that. You think what? Zoo ah? Animal show isit? Some more so under-dressed! Even the Zoo's orangutan's orange hair look better than you. Plus, they perform better. I don't know why, you remind me of William Hung.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Lucky

Yay! Don is lucky today. He went to the canteen for recess and he received 'reward' for all his patronising at that store.

Auntie: Boy, $1.70

*Don pays $5*

Don receives a stack of $2 in return and grins happily to himself;D


Don is anticipating his Cafe Cartel trip tomorrow;D

Tuesday, August 5, 2008
It's finally over! Yay!

Common tests are finally over... I'm so gonna fail A Math.

The more we flunk together, the happier we'll be!

I guess it's all because of the nice dreams I always have in A Math. A Math bores the hell out of me. Sitting beside Benjamin Yap is the best worst thing that could happen to you during an exam. He smells and he makes the sneezing sound every 3 seconds.

Studying with Glen, Shashank and Schuyler will make you fail your exams. I'm serious.

Went to Cafe Cartel with these You-Will-Fail-Your-Exams people. Had my lovely potato wedges;D Glen Tan couldn't eat! Not even the free flow bread. But bastard Glen drank most of my Pepsi. Pfft.


They are just relatives;D


My Pepsi! -o-"

Went to Shashank's house to study after that. I told them to not go into his house! They just wouldn't listen! They just got ultimately distracted by the devices around Shashank's room. We started by listening to music on his Xbox 360 & then Mr Glen Tan suggested to play Halo 3. Study plan was destroyed then. Glen Tan, you bloody toot. I'll kill you if I get bloody poor grades.

Guitar Hero and Halo 3 is ultimate distraction. I ended up being the only one that studied a bit. They were so totally engrossed with playing that I have to force them to be in my camwhore pictures.


No.1 Distractor


Pathetic Camwhoring

Glen Tan you still owe me one. I wait for you until now Red Cliff also going to stop showing already. You bloody $@%!#^!^#%!#!^#!^

Going Cartel on Thursday again, Glen forced us to eat with him after his fast. I promised to treat him Carbonara if he passes his Chinese with a B3 which is like almost impossible;D