DONQ

I Found Myself, In Wonderland

2010-02-23T22:58:00.007+08:00

Nuffnang & Disney is collaborating to give free gala premiere tickets to Alice In Wonderland, so, here I am telling you who my favourite character from the movie is...
It would definitely be...

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the MAD HATTER!

I mean, Johnny Depp is just like the Lady GaGa in the acting world. He's constantly changing!

From this,

to this,

AND TO THIS!

Lady GaGa of the acting world or what? &&& isn't he like the weirdest but best looking character in the movie? Orange hair with lime green eyes! Plus white like Geisha face! Definitely the most eye catching & attention seeking character! &&& he's got a tea cup just like Lady GaGa!

So so so, be sure to watch Alice in Wonderland Movie starting from 4th March 2010 and join the official Facebook and Twitter page!

A Sign That I Would Be Back Very Soon

2010-01-01T23:03:00.003+08:00

All Out of Love

2009-12-23T00:42:00.002+08:00

MA' FAVOURITE OLD DOGS COMEDY SCENE WOULD DEFINITELY BE... *DRUM ROLL*

The part where the Gorilla hugs the guy & he starts singing "All Out of Love" by Aerosmith!

¡°Old Dogs opens in cinema 31 Dec 2009¡± BE SURE TO CATCH IT:)

You

2009-07-04T01:21:00.004+08:00

Was on the bus to Parkway Parade and I happen to recall Jayden's latest post on friends when I had this sudden thought.

Can friends really last forever?

It seems impossible. I have lost contact with almost all my primary school mates. We sometimes see each other at places like the bus yet acting as if we've not seen each other.

It seems people change their clique wherever there is a environment change. Like when I got to 3/ 4G, I think I almost stopped talking to those that I was closer to when I was in 1E/ 2F. Seems like people just naturally get suited to a new environment and have new friends and new cliques.

And what they have in the past seem to just go behind their heads.

Being a single child is not easy. Loneliness is what I've been hiding. I always wanted a sibling, or someone that I can put my absolute trust in, a very close friend. Just like a... brother/ sister. Therefore I tend to spill my feelings and secrets to people I believe I can put my trust in.

However, I tend to be afraid. I'm afraid they will walk away and never be back. I'm worried that after our secondary school education, we part our ways and the memories we share together shall come to an end. I wish that time would stop. I wish I can dwell in the presence of those who I rely on to live each day.

I'm really glad that I've been talking to Ken Woo a lot more than before. We used to only talk in band and seldom talk to each other when in school. Although we were in the same lower secondary class, I hated him like hell as he apparently is very childish and enjoys bullying people. However, it's been pretty different now. Except that he refuses to tell me things he tell Jean. *tsk tsk*

To get some friends, I confess I used to change myself to a certain extent to be able to mix with them. However, now I see things clear, I am who I am, people befriend me for who I am.

And thank God, I received an answer for my question earlier...

Quote from Ken Woo's note; 3O PEOPLE!:
Are you going to know 3(Don)forever?
I sure want to.

I was thankful. For God have granted me with such a friend.

And although Mr. Marcus Goh has been apparently using me for his own benefit e.g Writing the lyrics to Poker Face in the morning. I enjoyed his presence in my life, being a great friend and there when I need him.

To people who I regard as a friend, I hope that our friendship can last out of secondary school. It's a pity to lose you guys. Furthermore, you're what that is pushing me on, to walk out of what I'm in.

To still be able to stay close to people I'm close to now in the future, I'm shall be contented.

Choices.

2009-06-27T23:49:00.004+08:00

Ken told me he done something major the night before; he deleted all the games on all his computers.

Looking back at the holidays... I realise that I have accomplished nothing.

Now that the 'O's are three months away. I have made an important decision to stay away from the computer and only use it when necessary.

I know it's highly impossible, especially for someone like me who hogs the computer for plenty of hours per day.

It's a major challenge. To practice self control and self discipline. I don't want to regret when I get my 'O' Level certificate and start wondering where can I go.

It's hard, but I gotta do it.

Goodbye blogosphere for now.
Follow me on Twitter for updates.

Since the template is done...

2009-05-31T00:18:00.000+08:00

I'll start blogging soon. I promise.

Hannah Montana: The Movie

2009-05-22T22:48:00.004+08:00

Frankly speaking, other than the Hannah Montana Series, I have been really against Miley Cyrus. I always thought she don't sing that well and her acting isn't that great. Those over-publicizing has been pretty unnecessary.

Breakout was a rather typical album talking about teenage love stories and how girls hate guys. However, "The Climb" seem to show that Miley took a further step forward in her music career and became what I call, a matured singer.

"The Climb" might be what people call Bubblegum Pop. But the lyrics are rather motivational and inspirational. Like how it started saying hearing voices saying you won't reach your goals, but we have to stay strong and keep moving on. Miley's vocals has also improved. This song has also became one of the most-played song on my iPod.

"The Climb" peaked at #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 since it's release and it's the highest peak any Disney artist has achieved.

"The Climb" is also what attracts me to watch "Hannah Montana: The Movie". The song was used in the trailer and instantly caught my attention. Also, if there is such a great song in the soundtrack, there's more to expect from the movie!

Therefore, I think all of you should

Catch HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE when it hits Singapore cinemas on 4 JUNE 2009!

Smelly Skunk.

2009-04-06T21:35:00.003+08:00

Blow and suck and blow and suck and blow and suck and...

Sinderella d/o Malapaka Suman V. was such an impromptu performance. But great minds work well together, we were one of the groups which caused the most laughter. Did I mention we did the Jai Ho Bollywood dance a.k.a the screw-the-lightbulb/ wash the window dance:D

Joseph's group did a R-Rated performance which was bloody hilarious.

"He took out a long and soft and wriggly... STRAW!"

Lazy to edit pictures now... Shall just write down random thoughts now.

1) Marcus wants an outing.
2) We intend to go to SAND-TOE-SA and have steamboat after that.
3) SPA was alright.
4) I spilled though.
5) There's an Good Friday party at Aquarius by the Park this coming Friday.
6) Anyone interested?
7) Glen told Clarence C. that our group is bringing plain water for the party.
8) Skunk and rafflesia.
9) Did I tell you that Jeremy was damn cute in primary school?

So is Glen...

Introducing...

Mohd Bryan.

Next up! Synergy night~

Stay Unhealthy

2009-04-03T21:56:00.004+08:00

You guys made me have the weirdest fun during band camp.
You guys made me have the best last band concert.
You guys made me have also the weirdest fun during the camp before SYF.
You guys made me want to stay defiant.
You guys made me have the funniest days in school.
You guys made me have the funniest meals I can get.
You guys made gossips extremely juicy and hilarious.
You guys are a great significance to my life.
You guys gave me the urge to blog this post.

I totally cherish you guys in my life and I pray that our friendship would last out of secondary school.

This may sound mushy but,
I ♥ you guys damn a lot (as friends).

trannies in tranpines

2009-01-21T19:08:00.006+08:00

Q What if someone asked you to donate for something but then instead of using the money to get that something that you donated for, she changed her mind & got something else. What would you do?

random thoughts

I'm sick & tired of school... (who isn't)
Threadless Spree Batch 1 ordered, and shall arrive soon. Those who wants to order can still send it to my email, d3athgat3z@gmail.com
I saw an old tranny at tranpines today. (I ♥ trannies)
Alpha is on friday night! (tell me if you want to come can)
Yay for Jonathan H's 90" projector screen.
Did I tell you I got a Paramore Limited Riot! Edition backpack? (woah! i never meant to brag~!)
I dropped (pew! drops & gives a loud bang) Higher Chinese;D
I intending to drop to Combine Science. (science is like so damn gross)
I Kissed Katy Perry (in my dreams. not the fake one though;P)
S has disgusted me further.
My name is door-ner-ven
I've ran out of things to write.
Oh, you can't read my poker face(:
& you will go GAGA over me.

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2009-01-12T16:51:00.009+08:00

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SPREE CLOSING ON 20TH JANUARY!

thinking of you...

2009-01-10T16:08:00.007+08:00

Currently listening to:

Thinking of You - Katy Perry

Argh! Joash is already gone for two days (technically one since he left at Thursday midnight) & it just feel like something is missing. Our group is so much quieter than usual...

Many has happened in weeks,

∙ Christmas Shopping at Ikea with Jean & Sharon
∙ Christmas dinner with Jean & Venetia
∙ Christmas lunch
∙ "Joash testimonial soccer match" which I spent my time playing with the rubber band.
∙ Stayover at Jonathan's house.
∙ Joash farewell dinner at Café Cartel

School has been kind of okay with me since the studying spirit is back. Mr Ng as A-Math teacher, Mr Chiang as PE teacher, Mrs Leong back to SS teacher & Mr Tay as AFT (Is this another challenge from God?) Schedule has been kinda hectic & is gonna get worst after chinese new year.

Okay okay, since everyone is doing the resolution thing I should do it too(;

Be nice to Amirah
It's kinda working out but then we verbally fought again in band yesterday because I said Edward Cullen is so not hot.

Stop hating anyone
I try to stop hating S, but then she just irritates me again. But then things are working out between me and the other S.

Focus more on my studies
It's working! I've been able to resist the temptation to use the computer & do my homework. But then I would just go on my iPod Touch & use Safari.

Try to love band
*I ♥ band* *I ♥ band* *I ♥ band*

Establish a stable network of friends
I seem to always break off with my friends when we got banded into different classes. Single child like me depend on friends to like "fill" the emptiness in my soul so hopefully, I will be able to sustain my network of good friends now. All you good friends shall never be forgotten & shall be invited to my wedding(;
*STOP MIGRATING YOU SHIT PEOPLE.*

Blog more
I frequently lose my blogging bug although there is so many many things to blog about.

That's about it I guess... Ohohoh! Did I tell you my Threadless orders arrived?!

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p.s. I had the most exciting adventure I ever had on my journey to 525(;
p.p.s. I'm irrevocably in love with Kanye West & Lil' Wayne's music.
p.p.p.s My Paramore bagpack is not coming yet!

Get your invites to...

2008-12-17T23:47:00.002+08:00

Arrest those damn murderers!

2008-12-14T00:00:00.002+08:00

I want to learn the guitar...

2008-12-11T22:48:00.000+08:00

Can someone teach me how?;D

I ♥ you guys.

2008-12-11T15:51:00.002+08:00

"BAND OUTING" WAS AWESOME! All those fun we had & uncovering X's secret. Glen's nipple pinching shit should come to an end though. It's pain can. You won't want to become the next Lianne & go around squeezing boobs & have Jackie sending you private messages to convince you to stop whatever you're doing.

You guys are awesome too(; & many others who are there for me. Without you people, I prolly died of loneliness or something.

DonQ is in the photoshopping mood these days cause of #@!$$@$!. If you have pictures of people who you think should get photoshopped at a reasonable resolution, send it to my email at d3athgat3z@gmail.com. I'll try my best & get it pretty(;

P/S Siti, damn you for deleting those photos.

你要跟我玩...

2008-12-10T01:49:00.000+08:00

我跟你玩到底。

Sorry...

2008-12-09T16:34:00.002+08:00

I DON'T NEED

FAKE KATY PERRIES OVER HERE
IN MY BLOG.

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2008-12-07T02:01:00.004+08:00

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gone

2008-12-04T22:52:00.003+08:00

POST REMOVED!

Good if you read it. But i decided to leave something here...
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Traumatizing yeah...

Mystery

2008-11-25T00:13:00.001+08:00

There's something mysterious lurking in my blog...

No presents to the first who finds it (;

Thank You All...

2008-11-24T00:53:00.005+08:00

Thank you,

(in alphabetical order)

Clarence

Glen

Jackie

Jeremy Tan

Jeremy Teo

Kun

& whoever who made my encounter with God possible(8

With lots of ♥,
Don (a.k.a Mariah Carey)

P/S Mariah Carey is only used in encounter, so yeah, MARIAH NO MORE!

He's a baptised soul...

2008-11-09T20:00:00.003+08:00

Marcus: That person ah, is either a very gay guy or a fugly girl.

Glen's baptism was alright. Most of the time was spent fooling around with Marcus & Benedict at the back of the crowd of people. Oh & they enjoy playing with my iPod Touch's Touch Hockey & iGolf;D Hands down to Benedict for getting the highest score for iGolf.

Why must people be shocked with my hair?! I get comments like what, "What the fuck did you do to your hair?" or "What the hell?" or "Come over doggie, come on" & I got many people asking what happened to my hair & I said,

Let's say the Leprechauns dropped pots of gold on it. *smiles widely*

Jeremy seriously likes to meddle with my hair. But there are still nice people who said it was nice, I don't care if they are sarcastic or what but they are still nice;D

OHMAGOSH. Joshua was like the only person who I can talk about 'O' Level Chinese cause the people around me all don't take Higher Chinese. & his school still got attachment to places like what, Raffles Hospital. DAMN ST HILDA'S! I think if we have attachment it would be like what, Kampong Senang?XD

OHOHOH! I just remembered, I gave Glen this for his baptism gift.

After Glen got baptised, that's when horror arrives...

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HE GOES AROUND & HUG YOU SINCE HE'S WET!

My polo-tee turned WET after his hug. Oh, & that's pepper, Glen's brother-in-law's dog.

They catered food, but it was like a

FOOD RATIONING! THE QUEUE WAS BLOODY LONG CAN.

Went to Whitesands Arcade after all the eating, barbecue-ing, chatting, soccer-ing & whatever shit happened ended. Played Bishi Bashi but I sucked. They then went to versus this idiotic Laugh-Like-Crazy-Until-Want-To-Punch-Him guy in Virtual Tennis. They lost, & chose to walk another way out of the arcade so as to not see that guy.

Job training is tomorrow... I'm so not looking forward to it. The office is SCARY~

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

2008-11-08T21:18:00.001+08:00

-o-"

The Magic of Photoshop

2008-11-06T22:15:00.003+08:00

Tribute to the Best Monkey!

2008-11-02T14:29:00.002+08:00

Since this is so overdued, I shall just post photos.

Who is this? :O

Celebration of birthday with budget milo cup!;D

American Pie caught in action.

Monkey with Egyptian right-angled sleeping pose.

Graduation

2008-10-16T17:43:00.006+08:00

OHMAGOD! I'm so gonna win those Gala Premiere tickets so I shall blog about what I'm expecting for my graduation so here goes!

Graduation Expectation Number 1

Firstly! The graduation hat. It's a must have for graduation! I even made mine like those that High School Musical has.

Graduation Expectation Number 2

The centre of attraction with my pretty girlfriend at the graduation prom;D

Graduation Expectation Number 3

Then on the last day of school, we will be so sad to leave each other that we hug but then we want to smile goodbye instead of crying so we hold our tears and smile;D

AHHH!!! I look damn ugly when my eyes are morph into Zac's one.

Yeah that's basically what I want. So if you want to get a taste of what graduation will be like before you're graduating, Catch Walt Disney Pictures' High School Musical 3: Senior Year in cinemas from October 24!

It's over.

2008-09-29T00:05:00.000+08:00

FUCK. Now I've to wait another year.

It's ending...

2008-09-28T23:59:00.000+08:00

One more minute & it's over.

IT'S MA DAY!

2008-09-28T12:41:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Let The Picture Do The Talking...

2008-09-26T23:10:00.002+08:00

The Chronicles of Gnarnia: The Shawty, The Tall & The Monkey

2008-09-07T22:25:00.005+08:00

After so long I'm finally blogging about the sleepover and Monkey's house. Okay, it all starts with the boring physics lessons in school where I brought my jolly shandy to school and try to get drunk so I could scold the bitchy Mrs Chan like no ones business. But obviously... I failed.

Went home to wait for Shawty's biology lesson to end. Then pack my bag and went out to meet him and take bus to Marcus's house.

Reached Monkey's house to find out Jeremy Tan was there playing maple story. Apparently he told his mum that biology lessons ends at 6pm so he could go to Marcus's house to continue attending his "biology lesson".

I wonder what's with maple story man. Shawty is like bloody engrossed with that shit and kept playing. It's like I only have chance to use the computer for like what? 10 minutes? Then Marcus was also playing this game where all the capcom and street fighter shit fight and Monkey, YOU SUCK!XD Stop telling us that you're giving the computer chance and that's why you're losing. But okay la, I'm impressed you won Onslaught;D

Oh ya. Jonathan, James and this guy called, Bryan came to join us for a while. They were like watching movies that contain errm... adult content I guess. But who cares man, it's just a movie. Jonathan kept asking Marcus to rewind so he could check out some things...

LET'S HAVE A BOTTOMLESS PARTAYE!
(this is completely random man)
(oh ya, that bottomless guy from Harold & Kumar has seaweed look-a-like pubic hair. totally gross!)

They left then me and Monkey were extremely tired. Only Shawty was busy with his maple story. Woke up the next day and he said he played till like 3.30am? He's like crazy with that ridiculous game.

You see! I took this like when I was like already freaking tired on the bed.

The next day was like Band's rollerskating day. Went to McDonalds for our nice $2 breakfast. I love it lots;D

Giving me that god-damn face.

Totally not the kind of face my camera expected.

Ooh YAY! My cheesy burger;D

Rollerskating was a total waste of time. What we must wear the gears then they will allow us to skate. Our instructor totally gave up on us. So we were like having free time all the while. Went around St Hilda's Primary with Ken and Marcus. &&& we went to Ka-Jiao Shawty and Shashank. I took lotsa photos of them;D I wonder why are they like so camera-shy. They always avoid my lovely camera.

Point what point!

This photo looks... cute. & I love his helmet;D

Shawty tried to arouse me with his dance. Guess what he got in return...

A FALL!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Back to Monkey's house then everyone is like falling asleep although hilarious Family Guy is playing.

Shawty! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Monkey!

But then Shawty woke up & we started camwhoring while Monkey is asleep!!!

Yay!!!;D

Then we went to Shawty's house to play table tennis again! But too bad, I'm always sitting at the side cause of "far-too-good" skills of mine. Benny Lava came again & ya they were playing happily ever after...

HAHAHAHA! SIBEI funny pose.

He seriously is pro...

Oh, just testing out the Face Detection function.

Yeah, I'm ending the post very abruptly. But who cares.

Babylon A.D.

2008-09-05T10:33:00.004+08:00

OMG! OMG! It's...

BABYLON A.D.!

You so gonna have to watch this trailer! It's looks so COOOOLLLLLL!!!

Sypnosis
In the near future, Toorop is a mercenary who takes the job of escorting a woman named Aurora from Eastern Europe to New York. While he thinks this is just an ordinary mission, he gradually finds out that his guest is carrying twins that have the potential to become the next Messiah and everybody wants to get their hands on them.

Still remember Vin Diesel from the movie, The Pacifier?

HE'S THE MALE LEAD OF THE MOVIE!!;D

He's like the most important reason I want to watch the film.

&&& our very own asian actress, Michelle Yeoh is starred in it too;D

Another reason is also cause the effects and storyline are like so COOL can (Okay, cool is like the only word I can use)

Oh, last but not least, the reason I want to watch the movie is because I have never been to any movie screening by Nuffnang and I so wanna go this time. & I would also like to bring a friend to share the joy with me;D

P.S. Go to their official website, www.babylonadmovie.com & check out the game and stuff from the movie.

bullies.

2008-09-01T21:18:00.002+08:00

Just came back not long ago from Glen's house. Had lots and lots of fun swimming and ~~having sex~~ playing table tennis. & the bus took freaking long to come.

Shit Goh & Shit Tan kept bullying me. See me not good in sports then keep throwing the ball high high in the pool. Somemore go pull my pants in the pool. FREAK YOU BOTH.

OHH!! I sorta learned how to swim free style from them. But the bloody pool at Glen's condo suck. The water level difference is like crap. It can go from 1.50m then directly to 1.80m. &&& the security guard is kind of nice but sometimes a fuck tart.

Glen & I managed to complete part of our A Math assignment though. IMPROVEMENT;D

Smacking Marcus's ass with the towel is so fun. Although revenge is not sweet...

Played table tennis after like dunno how many !*#^!*$!^$$! years. Me and Marcus played while Glen sits at one side watching ~~porn~~ American Pie on my PSP ~~and satisfy his sexual pleasure~~.

Looking forward to tomorrow's ~~Physics lessons~~ sleepover. Hopefully we would have lotsa fun;D

ME WANNA HAVE A PEACHY JOLLY SHANDY PARTY! (Okay, this is kinda random.)

chill down my testicles.

2008-08-30T13:06:00.002+08:00

NYAA record breaking skipping was pure slack. Prepare to see my face in next year's Guinness World Record book!

Marcus & Jeremy were extremely late for breakfast D: but we had fun chasing up with band;D

How "EARLY".

Went back to school then. We missed the bloody performance. Heard that the Beat It cover by some students was horrid. &&& I got back my result slip and I only failed one subject;D

English 69.8
My Highest English result ever! But I missed my bloody A by 0.2 marks!!!

Higher Chinese 58.2
This is horrible!!! Kill ME!

Additional Mathematics 50.6
I passed?! I PASSED!

Mathematics 69.6
AGAIN! I missed my A by 0.4 marks!!!

Chemistry 62.0
LIM CHIN HUAT! You are responsible for this.

Physics 42.0
Expected. Physics is like my weakest subject ever.

Combined Humanities (Social Studies + Elective Geography) 81.7
WHOA OH! Highest result of all. I'm so impressed by myself;P

Pure History 65.0
yay! I got a B3! A B3!

Then went to watch Mr Lim play badminton. He was playing with his dog Syaid. Gosh! It's so fun taking pictures of him.

MUAHAHAHAHA! His BALD HEAD!

Cool wors...XD

Alpha meeting at night. Everything was as usual except for playing ice cubes with Glen. He bloody pulled open my pants and boxers and dump in ice cubes which explains the chill down my testicles...

Glen Tan! You watch out. I shall get one whole bag of ice cubes from 7 Eleven and place them into your boxers until your testicles bloody freeze!

My very poor friend...

2008-08-27T21:08:00.003+08:00

I have a friend who met with this incident recently at the Airport...

Airport security: What's your name?

My friend: Batman.

Airport security: Seriously... I need your real name. I can prosecute you for that.

My friend: B-A-T-M-A-N, Batman.

Airport security: Don't try to play a fool in front of me. What's your surname?

My friend: Superman.

*My friend got handcuffed and brought into the security office.*

*The Airport security took his I.C to verify his identity.*

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Pathetic Post-It note

2008-08-25T16:45:00.003+08:00

You're just like a Post-It note. You started off sticky and you go stick on everyone. Later then you found out you ain't as sticky as before. & you go back sticking on places that you have sticked before as they still contain part of your sticky-ness.

However, it seems that most of these sticky areas are gone and all is left is only some innocent souls who are being used by you as a substitute.

I've seen it. How desperate you can get. Bastard Post-It note. Go on and stick to them, hopefully one day they will realise that they are just being used by you...

jolly shandy

2008-08-24T19:08:00.002+08:00

Alpha weekend was fun. All the slapping, hugging and "TELL ME THE TRUTH" from Lianne was freaking funny. She went towards me and said

Lianne: You're cute. Have any girls said you're cute?

I was like, err...no?

I was like the centre of attention because of my Spongebob Squarepants tee. &&& going out when you're having a cold is so not nice. Especially when you have ran out of tissue and you have to stay in an aircon room.

Woke up at 7.45am and walked to Glen's house. It was like drizzling, but still, there's no other way there other than walking.

&&& Yamakawa Super opened in Tiong Bahru Plaza. I spent like 14 bucks buying biscuits, chocolate & sweet in just one morning there. Oh ya, Mango chocolate by Lotte from Yamakawa Super is very very nice. Glen Tan ate alot;P I had Mos Burger's cheeseburger for breakfast;D

Playing soccer is fun but very pain when you're the goalkeeper. When the ball comes and you hit it accidentally with your leg muscles, it's VERY VERY pain.

Shane kept coping my Grape drops. Now I have lesser to eatD: But we must learn to share right?;D

OHOHOH! Sean from Alpha is very cute. Yong Wei asked what does he do with his friends during recess and he said they discuss about banglas!XD

Went to Great World City after Alpha weekend. The last time I went there was like !@#!#@$% years ago. We were trapped in That CD Shop for very long looking at TV series and talking about how much we loved them;D &&& The Academy Is's new album, "Fast Times At Barrington High" ain't released in Singapore yetD: Glen left with his sister and brother-in-law after that.

Trapped at a toy shop later then. Just looking at lots of greeting cards and thinking about what to get for Mr Lim during Teacher's Day. Sha played some guessing game and the machine did guessed correctly what he was thinking:O

Benedict wanna get a ~~Nigga~~ knee guard and we went to Velocity at Novena. It was like 9pm already when we reached there. We ran shop to shop just to look for that bloody ~~Nigga~~ knee guard.

Then we went to 7 Eleven! & Yay! We got our peach and lychee Jolly Shandy. We had to use Benedict's IC to get through the stupid bangla cashier. Lucky there was an auntie who was nice enough to sell it to us.

&&& we played with the refrigerator there.

Taking 518 late at night is so not good. It jamjamjam until very late. Which explains why I reached home at 11.30pm when I went out at 8+am. &&& I was a loner on the bus. The other two were like talking on the phone with their (you-know-who). & I had to sleep alone.

The seat was like pushed all the way out and people can't seat.

On the phone with Schuyler.

OH BENEDICT! I CAUGHT YOU DRINKING;P

FUCK YOU BAPOK

2008-08-22T18:31:00.014+08:00

This post is probably going to be filled with lotsa vulgarities, so may not be suitable for all.

I seriously can't take it anymore and my blog is the only place to ramble about this kind of stuff. So, let's start the scolding. ( & since Miley Cyrus is so damn popular and hot now, I shall relate my post with her.)

7 Things by Miley Cyrus

Turn on this song and read this post for maximum pleasure;D (minus the 7 things I like about you part.)

P.S. Listen to the song properly, you bapok.

BTW, I have yet forgiven you Bapok. Please listen to the song properly.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 1

You are bloody self-centered. You never think about others and all is in your head is ME! ME! ME! For example, normally when we go out with anyone else or alone. You would make the meeting area wherever is nearer to you. You never say, "How bout we meet in the MRT?" or whatever shit? When I argue about you being self-centered, you would give tonnes of reasons saying "Don't say me. You're self-centered too okay." and you would say you're pissed when I mention that topic. But think about it fuck tart, you never blame yourself.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 2

You're a fucking vain. You think everyone should like you and be your fucking friend huh. Every time ask me if any particular people hates you or whatever. People don't just hate you. For example, Keith says he hates you and you kept asking us why does he hates you. And when we said we don't know or whatever crap, you would say " I don't like him anyway." Trying to act like nothing happen huh? I know deep down in your heart you're bloody sad that he hates you. VAIN CRAP.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 3

You're a freaking attention seeker. You try to act stupid to make people laugh but however you failed. You told Benedict that you thought Patty LaBelle was a burger. That was like bloody lame and I bet you made that up. You knew she was a singer and you acted like she's some Mcdonald's burger. Go eat your fat and juicy Patty LaBelle man. I just thought of something, why don't you go around and tell people that you thought Kanye West was a direction?

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 4

You're a snob. What crap are you telling us. When we asked why didn't order student meal, all you would reply will be, "Huh. Got this kind of thing one ah? I don't know leh." What lame shit reason you giving us. What you thought student meal never existed. Don't act stupid man. Everytime we go to a fastfood restaurant, all you order would be things that are way more expensive than anyone else eat. What? Trying to tell everyone you very rich ah. Everytime when I tell you about something cheap, you would give me that disgusting disgusted face. I know you rich la huh, look down on us poor people.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 5

Bloody materialistic boy. Go memorise all those brands name. What? Want go see all those rich Tai-Tais at high tea session talk about branded stuff ah. Even I who is so desperate for something posh don't know as much as you. Somemore everytime you see someone with the same thing as you, you would be like, "OMG. I need something new." What if everything you have and everyone has it. What you do? Go buy new things to replace all of them is it? You see people wear same underwear as you, you also go buy new underwear right. Fucking materialistic snob.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 6

Your actions, your laughter. They are so damn disgusting. You're a fucking GAY. Want me to spell it out for you?

G A Y ! ! !

Stop calling people gay when you're one.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 7

Stupid Ang Moh Kia. Say mandarin like some China B**** like that. I think even they speak nicer than you. And because you're a stupid Ang Moh Kia, I will purposely type this whole part in CHINESE.

你这死洋毛仔！以为会讲英文就厉害啊？我看你看这个部分一面看一面查字典。这种程度的华文连我家的蚂蚁都会看。每次跟你介绍中文音乐你就给我那死嘴脸看，说什么中文音乐听来听去都一样。你以为你唱歌很好听是吗？我看你是怕看不懂歌词或听不懂歌词才会讲出那种话。我不否认西洋音乐不错听，但是也不需要这样侮辱中文音乐。中文音乐跟西洋音乐都有棒棒糖。一个是当红男子团体，棒棒堂。一个是叫虾咪 lil' Wayne 的死小子。唱着 Lollipop 要女人想帮帮堂去舔他，连五音不全的棒棒堂都唱得比他好听。而且他唱那首歌好像结巴似的，需要看医生吗？洋毛仔去死吧！

Happy looking into the dictionary;D

Feel so much better now... think everything has ended? Not so fast,

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 8 (7 is just too little)

You are a freaking backstabber and two faced! I just heard from Shashank today that you know I hate you and am dao-ing you and you told him,

You: "Dao me la! It's his choice!"

Wah. Trying to act strong huh? Who's the one who came to me to ask me why Sharon has been dao-ing you. Now you know bitch. It's all your fucking personalities that are making everyone hate you. I still remember once that you went to Charmaine and said,

You: He say I snob leh.
I: You confessed it yourself.

And you went speechless. You very good huh. Two faced shit. Act like you very poor thing in front of some people then make me like some criminal like that. I realised that you've been targeting those innocent people who can't dao you. Despo-kia.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 9 (As I said, 7 is just too little)

You're bloody kaypoh. You assume that you should know everything. I used to tell you almost everything. Now, I've seen your true colours. You're like some paparazzi who is getting news for some magazines. You ask almost everything I say. Just this few days ago, my MSN nickname was "surrounded by paedophiles". You asked me what it meant. I told you it's an inside thing and normal people know that they should stop asking. But you? Ask me to tell you what it is and phrase it so nicely somemore. I'm sick of it. Go run your paparazzi magazine and go stalking with Wei Shen la.

I'm sick of whatever you're doing and I officially

HATE YOU!

P.S. You dance like some duck like that. You think what? Zoo ah? Animal show isit? Some more so under-dressed! Even the Zoo's orangutan's orange hair look better than you. Plus, they perform better. I don't know why, you remind me of William Hung.

Lucky

2008-08-06T20:13:00.006+08:00

Yay! Don is lucky today. He went to the canteen for recess and he received 'reward' for all his patronising at that store.

Auntie: Boy, $1.70

*Don pays $5*

Don receives a stack of $2 in return and grins happily to himself;D

Don is anticipating his Cafe Cartel trip tomorrow;D

It's finally over! Yay!

2008-08-05T21:49:00.002+08:00

Common tests are finally over... I'm so gonna fail A Math.

The more we flunk together, the happier we'll be!

I guess it's all because of the nice dreams I always have in A Math. A Math bores the hell out of me. Sitting beside Benjamin Yap is the ~~best~~ worst thing that could happen to you during an exam. He smells and he makes the sneezing sound every 3 seconds.

Studying with Glen, Shashank and Schuyler will make you fail your exams. I'm serious.

Went to Cafe Cartel with these You-Will-Fail-Your-Exams people. Had my lovely potato wedges;D Glen Tan couldn't eat! Not even the free flow bread. But ~~bastard~~ Glen drank most of my Pepsi. Pfft.

They are just relatives;D

My Pepsi! -o-"

Went to Shashank's house to study after that. I told them to not go into his house! They just wouldn't listen! They just got ultimately distracted by the devices around Shashank's room. We started by listening to music on his Xbox 360 & then Mr Glen Tan suggested to play Halo 3. Study plan was destroyed then. Glen Tan, you bloody toot. I'll kill you if I get bloody poor grades.

Guitar Hero and Halo 3 is ultimate distraction. I ended up being the only one that studied a bit. They were so totally engrossed with playing that I have to force them to be in my camwhore pictures.

No.1 Distractor

Pathetic Camwhoring

Glen Tan you still owe me one. I wait for you until now Red Cliff also going to stop showing already. You bloody $@%!#^!^#%!#!^#!^

Going Cartel on Thursday again, Glen forced us to eat with him after his fast. I promised to treat him Carbonara if he passes his Chinese with a B3 which is like almost impossible;D

Yay!

2008-07-20T18:55:00.000+08:00

My blog is refurbished!;D