Friday, August 22, 2008
FUCK YOU BAPOK

This post is probably going to be filled with lotsa vulgarities, so may not be suitable for all.

I seriously can't take it anymore and my blog is the only place to ramble about this kind of stuff. So, let's start the scolding. ( & since Miley Cyrus is so damn popular and hot now, I shall relate my post with her.)


7 Things by Miley Cyrus
Turn on this song and read this post for maximum pleasure;D (minus the 7 things I like about you part.)

P.S. Listen to the song properly, you bapok.

BTW, I have yet forgiven you Bapok. Please listen to the song properly.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 1

You are bloody self-centered. You never think about others and all is in your head is ME! ME! ME! For example, normally when we go out with anyone else or alone. You would make the meeting area wherever is nearer to you. You never say, "How bout we meet in the MRT?" or whatever shit? When I argue about you being self-centered, you would give tonnes of reasons saying "Don't say me. You're self-centered too okay." and you would say you're pissed when I mention that topic. But think about it fuck tart, you never blame yourself.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 2

You're a fucking vain. You think everyone should like you and be your fucking friend huh. Every time ask me if any particular people hates you or whatever. People don't just hate you. For example, Keith says he hates you and you kept asking us why does he hates you. And when we said we don't know or whatever crap, you would say " I don't like him anyway." Trying to act like nothing happen huh? I know deep down in your heart you're bloody sad that he hates you. VAIN CRAP.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 3

You're a freaking attention seeker. You try to act stupid to make people laugh but however you failed. You told Benedict that you thought Patty LaBelle was a burger. That was like bloody lame and I bet you made that up. You knew she was a singer and you acted like she's some Mcdonald's burger. Go eat your fat and juicy Patty LaBelle man. I just thought of something, why don't you go around and tell people that you thought Kanye West was a direction?

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 4

You're a snob. What crap are you telling us. When we asked why didn't order student meal, all you would reply will be, "Huh. Got this kind of thing one ah? I don't know leh." What lame shit reason you giving us. What you thought student meal never existed. Don't act stupid man. Everytime we go to a fastfood restaurant, all you order would be things that are way more expensive than anyone else eat. What? Trying to tell everyone you very rich ah. Everytime when I tell you about something cheap, you would give me that disgusting disgusted face. I know you rich la huh, look down on us poor people.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 5

Bloody materialistic boy. Go memorise all those brands name. What? Want go see all those rich Tai-Tais at high tea session talk about branded stuff ah. Even I who is so desperate for something posh don't know as much as you. Somemore everytime you see someone with the same thing as you, you would be like, "OMG. I need something new." What if everything you have and everyone has it. What you do? Go buy new things to replace all of them is it? You see people wear same underwear as you, you also go buy new underwear right. Fucking materialistic snob.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 6

Your actions, your laughter. They are so damn disgusting. You're a fucking GAY. Want me to spell it out for you?

G A Y ! ! !

Stop calling people gay when you're one.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 7

Stupid Ang Moh Kia. Say mandarin like some China B**** like that. I think even they speak nicer than you. And because you're a stupid Ang Moh Kia, I will purposely type this whole part in CHINESE.

你这死洋毛仔！以为会讲英文就厉害啊？我看你看这个部分一面看一面查字典。这种程度的华文连我家的蚂蚁都会看。每次跟你介绍中文音乐你就给我那死嘴脸看，说什么中文音乐听来听去都一样。你以为你唱歌很好听是吗？我看你是怕看不懂歌词或听不懂歌词才会讲出那种话。我不否认西洋音乐不错听，但是也不需要这样侮辱中文音乐。中文音乐跟西洋音乐都有棒棒糖。一个是当红男子团体，棒棒堂。一个是叫虾咪 lil' Wayne 的死小子。唱着 Lollipop 要女人想帮帮堂去舔他，连五音不全的棒棒堂都唱得比他好听。而且他唱那首歌好像结巴似的，需要看医生吗？洋毛仔去死吧！

Happy looking into the dictionary;D

Feel so much better now... think everything has ended? Not so fast,

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 8 (7 is just too little)

You are a freaking backstabber and two faced! I just heard from Shashank today that you know I hate you and am dao-ing you and you told him,

You: "Dao me la! It's his choice!"


Wah. Trying to act strong huh? Who's the one who came to me to ask me why Sharon has been dao-ing you. Now you know bitch. It's all your fucking personalities that are making everyone hate you. I still remember once that you went to Charmaine and said,

You: He say I snob leh.
I: You confessed it yourself.


And you went speechless. You very good huh. Two faced shit. Act like you very poor thing in front of some people then make me like some criminal like that. I realised that you've been targeting those innocent people who can't dao you. Despo-kia.

The 7 Things I Hate About You No. 9 (As I said, 7 is just too little)

You're bloody kaypoh. You assume that you should know everything. I used to tell you almost everything. Now, I've seen your true colours. You're like some paparazzi who is getting news for some magazines. You ask almost everything I say. Just this few days ago, my MSN nickname was "surrounded by paedophiles". You asked me what it meant. I told you it's an inside thing and normal people know that they should stop asking. But you? Ask me to tell you what it is and phrase it so nicely somemore. I'm sick of it. Go run your paparazzi magazine and go stalking with Wei Shen la.

I'm sick of whatever you're doing and I officially

HATE YOU!

P.S. You dance like some duck like that. You think what? Zoo ah? Animal show isit? Some more so under-dressed! Even the Zoo's orangutan's orange hair look better than you. Plus, they perform better. I don't know why, you remind me of William Hung.